The Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Series
The Chi
AMAZON
The prequel to the entire Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Series The Chi explains how William becomes a "Sir", who he is before he meets Mac, and how he has to save his planet.
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The Chi, Prequel:
CHAPTER 1: William and the elephants
“I thought it was hilarious.”
I knew my boss wasn’t buying it. I knew what he was going to say next. And I knew that the day would end with me looking for a job over an ale at Height’s Bar.
“You don’t understand, Stu.” READ MORE I
The Mac
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Sir William, a master in all things annoying and space garbage pilot from the planet Fidea, has been pulled away from his comfortable life of wearing slippers and listening to space metal to protect an Earth kid known only as “The Mac”. He has no idea why, but it is clear that the implications are dire, so William picks up his entire life and is forcefully injected into the world of suburbia where he has to watch after a sniveling teenager with girl problems and daddy issues. Thank god for the invention of sauerkraut and donuts.
Mac’s mom has just died, the high school bullies have come out in full force, and his father, a once-famous wildlife photographer, is lost in Patagonia searching for the fabled Terror Bird that no one believes exists. Then, one day, Mac's world changes forever. A strange and potentially insane man READ MORE
NOW AVAILABLE ON
AMAZON
Sir William, a master in all things annoying and space garbage pilot from the planet Fidea, has been pulled away from his comfortable life of wearing slippers and listening to space metal to protect an Earth kid known only as “The Mac”. He has no idea why, but it is clear that the implications are dire, so William picks up his entire life and is forcefully injected into the world of suburbia where he has to watch after a sniveling teenager with girl problems and daddy issues. Thank god for the invention of sauerkraut and donuts.
Mac’s mom has just died, the high school bullies have come out in full force, and his father, a once-famous wildlife photographer, is lost in Patagonia searching for the fabled Terror Bird that no one believes exists. Then, one day, Mac's world changes forever. A strange and potentially insane man READ MORE
The Bokor, Second in the Sir William & Mac Series
The Bokor are dropping in, opening portals, killing and kidnapping. And hunting Mac.
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West’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as he shifted from the creature’s shape and form to his own. He fell forward, limp, smashing his face into the cold metal floor. Even though it was injured the bokor could still move and wrap around Beck’s body.
William and Beck ran to the glass cell screaming for the technicians to open the double chambers. Mac stood back, frozen.
It was a bokor. He was told that he would see one and watch West shape shift into it, but they hadn’t prepared him for this. It was the thing that had killed an entire colony and decimated students at a high school.
The glass vacuum doors slid open and Beck stood with a spinning, silver ball in his hand.
William picked up West and threw him over his shoulder, rushing him out. West’s limp body seemed deflated, flattened by the force of the creature. Blood ran from his nose, mouth and ears.
The creature floated above Beck. It glanced at Mac.
“Get ready, kid, and cover your face. I have no idea if this will work but I can guarantee you it’s going to be loud.” Beck rolled it in his hand hesitating before he threw.
Mac pushed against the wall as the spinning ball fractured into tiny, sharp missiles. Beck had thrown it at the bokor but the pellets simply flew through it and shattered the glass walls.
It whipped around Beck’s body in a fury, beginning to twist.
“Stop!” Mac screamed at it and it stopped, releasing Beck as if it was stunned.
Then it turned and Mac knew that it was staring at him, it’s face deepening, becoming more defined, just as he had in Height’s bar. The longer it stared the deeper the features became. He thought it was grinning but soon understood that it was grimacing. It was afraid. Mac heard it whine.
“Maaaaaac. Never can hide again. ”
Then it was gone.
2019
The Bokor are dropping in, opening portals, killing and kidnapping. And hunting Mac.
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West’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as he shifted from the creature’s shape and form to his own. He fell forward, limp, smashing his face into the cold metal floor. Even though it was injured the bokor could still move and wrap around Beck’s body.
William and Beck ran to the glass cell screaming for the technicians to open the double chambers. Mac stood back, frozen.
It was a bokor. He was told that he would see one and watch West shape shift into it, but they hadn’t prepared him for this. It was the thing that had killed an entire colony and decimated students at a high school.
The glass vacuum doors slid open and Beck stood with a spinning, silver ball in his hand.
William picked up West and threw him over his shoulder, rushing him out. West’s limp body seemed deflated, flattened by the force of the creature. Blood ran from his nose, mouth and ears.
The creature floated above Beck. It glanced at Mac.
“Get ready, kid, and cover your face. I have no idea if this will work but I can guarantee you it’s going to be loud.” Beck rolled it in his hand hesitating before he threw.
Mac pushed against the wall as the spinning ball fractured into tiny, sharp missiles. Beck had thrown it at the bokor but the pellets simply flew through it and shattered the glass walls.
It whipped around Beck’s body in a fury, beginning to twist.
“Stop!” Mac screamed at it and it stopped, releasing Beck as if it was stunned.
Then it turned and Mac knew that it was staring at him, it’s face deepening, becoming more defined, just as he had in Height’s bar. The longer it stared the deeper the features became. He thought it was grinning but soon understood that it was grimacing. It was afraid. Mac heard it whine.
“Maaaaaac. Never can hide again. ”
Then it was gone.
2019
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The bokor, silent, spread wide and long and wrapped itself around Ethel’s slightly swollen ankles. It moved up her body, in between then around her legs, cocooning her but leaving her face exposed.
Scheduled for release 2019 |
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