The Chi The exciting prequel to the Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Sci Fi Series The Chi is a photon space monster who likes the taste of the planet Fidea. Here's a teaser: “I can only say, and I speak for myself,” Leeber said, rubbing the back of his neck. “And I could not presume to speak for the Assembly as others have done. I can only say that you are the best agent that we have left, sociopathic tendencies aside. We’re asking you to take on this difficult mission. We know that everyone who has attempted before has died. We know that the odds are not in your favor, but we also know that we are desperate in our attempt to stop the devastation. We have lost vast sections of land, our agriculture has been crippled, thousands of people have lost their lives, and there will be further destruction that will result in innumerable deaths unless something happens now. Our oceans are flooding the shores, rivers have changed their paths, and we don’t know that we can ever reform the planet as it was before. This is a serious matter and one that you will have to consider, William. We are not going to mislead you and tell you that you will come back out alive. It is obviously your choice, but we hope you will choose to take on our plight. Your planet’s plight!” What could I say? People were dying, the planet was being eaten alive, and I was dispensable. I looked at Leeber and saw the sadness in his eyes. If not me then who? Besides, my other choice was living out the rest of my days in the middle ofstinking flowers, a cabin, and a parakeet. Was there even an option? After much thought, I did a small bow to Leeber and said “yes.” “In my life, I’ve had a great deal of experience irritating people.” I smiled and looked at people in the Assembly, most of whom smiled back. “I will deflect. I live to irritate, and, above all else, deflect. Let’s get this show on the road.” Read more here: Sign up now for your free copy.
The Mac, First in the brand new Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Sci Fi Humor Series Now, not only does William have to give his life in slippers but he has to go to Earth to take care of a teenager who thinks he's just a normal teenager from Earth. How wrong he is. This begins the adventure, full of humor but also flesh ripping, innocents being frozen and exploding, and lost loves. Don't miss the fun and surprises. Here is The Mac's teaser: “Life,” Misha said as she smeared colored flour paste on the tiled kitchen wall. “Life is curious, don’t you think?” “Nah, nothing curious about my life. Just a cousin who paints on the kitchen walls, an aunt who thinks it’s wonderful and expressive, and a neighbor who is about the strangest of a whole tribe of strange . . . Other than that, life isn’t curious at all. I’m going to go cut Mrs. Katherine’s lawn. Behave.” Mrs. Katherine lived just four houses down and had giant trees. He didn’t know what kind, but they were huge and kept most of her lawn in the shade, which was great because there was very little grass to cut, and she paid well, usually including a lasagna or some sort of casserole with crushed potato chips on top. He’d been going down there twice a week, sometimes extra if there’d been a storm and there were branches or leaves to rake up. She was nice, and lonely, so he usually stayed for a while and talked. “Mac, I so look forward to your visits. My cousin went on her world cruise, she won it and didn’t even remember entering, isn’t that something?” She searched through her cabinet for something. “I’ve moved in to take care of things for her, so I’m alone a great deal of the time. Of course, I have my television channels. I just love Cheryl and Linda, you know the friends who talk to us on the shopping network. I call them all the time. And I can’t resist the jewelry. And purses. And the clothes! Have you ever seen the shopping channels? A friend told me about them. But, my favorite hobby is my notebooks.” more
The Bokor, 3rd in the Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Sci Fi Series They never know when a portal will open and the shadow smoky creatures will arrive. And kill. They're not just in space anymore. Lock your windows. Teaser: She watched in horror as it slipped around her daughter, lifting the toddler out of her arms. “Mine now.” A portal opened and it was gone. Coming this winter.
The Sir William & Mac Life Without Slippers Series
This science fiction humor novel series is just what you need to cozy up in your slippers and enjoy your donuts and sauerkraut.