ABOUT ME AND SIR WILLIAM
We met in a place we'd never been, at a time that was unkept, and although we had never been there we would return on many occasions. Because of this, as you can imagine, we became very close friends. William is interesting, he is lazy and self-absorbed, but also kind and heroic.
He is always impossible to predict, who has multiple tricks up his sleeves (only in this case, coat pockets), and is never, ever, ever boring.
He is also irreverent and lives his life, usually, on his terms, and, preferably wearing slippers.
We have all begun to see that a life with slippers is, indeed,  a very good thing. Good luck.
PJ