Sir William, a master in all things annoying and space garbage pilot from the planet Fidea, has been pulled away from his comfortable life of wearing slippers and listening to space metal to becoming an agent of his home planet of Fidea. He is told that he is "dispensable" and that this is why he's been chosen to go on a mission with a 7% chance of survival. William is tenacious and determined even though he never volunteered for his new life. He is pulled into a battle to survive and can't refuse to help. William begins killing monsters, guarding a teen from Earth-who really isn't a teen from Earth, then fighting an invasion by smoke-like creatures. Along the way he falls in love and rejects an ice queen, whose hobbies including blowing up planets. He is given goggles that transport him anywhere that he wants to go and his life, and the impossible, begin to materialize in front of his eyes.
Is he doing this? The ice, the fire, things vibrating, squirrels speaking, garden gnomes moving . . . is it all him?
What the hell is happening?
The only thing we know is that William is never, ever boring and life in slippers is, indeed, a very good thing.
PJ